Monday 17 February 2014

MEN TALK-Things Men Never Notice About Women

Men are notoriously bad at picking up on small details. Thats a fact no wonder i see so many angry gfs and wives expecting a compliment everytime we think we have done something new.It’s not because men don’t care, it’s because they not paying attention to what’s going on. Don’t hold it against them, but it’s a miracle they retain information like what our face looks like, let alone that the blue shirt we are wearing is different than the blue shirt we have seen you wear before.
This is what men say
Shaved/unshaved legs. Unless you’re coming at us like Sasquatch we probably can’t tell you have a little bit of stubble on your legs.

New jeans.  We can’t even tell the difference between our own jeans, let alone yours.



No makeup. Women never believe this, but sometimes we don’t notice you’re not wearing makeup. We really don’t. And then we get yelled at for lying. This is one of life’s greatest mysteries.

Cellulite. Everyone is more critical of their own body. Personally, I don’t think I’ve ever seen cellulite, but the countless times I’ve been called a liar tell me otherwise.


A new haircut.  Unless you shaved your head, we’re not going to realize your hair is half an inch shorter.


Circles under the eyes. Sorry for getting lost in the vast and beautiful wilderness that are the deep pools of longing also known as your eyes and not noticing that you look kind of tired. HOW AM I IN TROUBLE NOW?


Blush . We don’t know what blush is, so how can we even tell when you’ve changed it?


Some new decoration in your room. I’m not spending the next 20 minutes going on a scavenger hunt to find the one new coaster in your living room.

A new shade of lipstick. Listen, there is the color “red lipstick.” That is the only color of lipstick I’m aware of. I don’t know what all these other colors are, but they’re not real.
Men are nodding their head and women are smiling
so ladies cut men some slack!!! until my next blog stay sexy